someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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