Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just cropdusted the office
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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