Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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