how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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