i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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