I don't think brook has ever known best
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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