just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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