hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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