youre lurking in front of me
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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