We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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