yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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