Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I love having hate sex.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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