Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
