i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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