Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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