Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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