Well douche your snatch and let's go!
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Randomize