so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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