She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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