do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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