Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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