I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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