Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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