your room smells of hookers.
And success
operation harelip BJ is a go
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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