Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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