No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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