I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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