Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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