Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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