I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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