Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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