Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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