But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
they're like a gay fantastic four
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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