There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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