I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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