your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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