I hope mine doesn't look like that
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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