thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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