Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Randomize
