There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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