I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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