Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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