Dual....:-)
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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