Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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