You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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