So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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