Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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