My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Randomize
