Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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