It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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