I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
pop tarts are not kleenex
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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